The Man With The Most Piercings

After reading this news today, I’m sitting here thinking about how boring my body is. I have no tattoos and no piercings. Well, my ears are pierced, but that doesn’t really count. I wish I could tell you that some Saturday night I’m going to go out, get wasted, and stumble home with some new tattoos and piercings, but that’s a bit unlikely. So, for now, I’ll just keep celebrating the tattoo and piercing experiences of others. Besides, after looking at these pictures, my boring body doesn’t seem so bad after all.